Merrie Melodies "Christmas Rules"

Merrie Melodies "Christmas Rules"


"Christmas Rules" is a song sung in the christmas special "A Christmas Carol."


Bugs: Christmas time is here There's a tingle in the air

Daffy: I sat on a park bench'And froze my derriere

'Lola': We're all hanging stockings, drinking cocoa 'OMG It's snowing!

Foghorn : Santa's bringin' tons of loot' And we got Christmas spirit blowin

Bugs: It's the time of year We try to drop our negativity

Daffy: I just dropped a glitter bomb To make the town more Christmasy

Porky: Christmas time can be so hectic Shopping malls can b-b-be so rough

Speedy: But it's the best of all the holidays Because we get new stuff!

Lola: I got sick on Halloween

Tina : New Year's was an awful scene

Bugs: And Thanksgiving was a snore

Mac & Tosh: Christmas, Christmas, we want more

Tweety: Yuletide by the fireplace

Daffy: I am gonna stuff my face

Gossamer: Punch the clock and close the school That's the reason Christmas-

Everyone: RULES!

Bugs: All the buildings look like igloos

Daffy: White, majestic winter castles

Tosh: We can wear our Christmas sweaters

Mac: And our cool-offs with gold tassels!

Gossamer: This is why Christmas is great!

Sam: This ain't no time to playa hate

Porky: All you gotta have is faith

Daffy: What a lovely Christmas wraith

Bugs: {Talking} You mean "wreath"?

Daffy: {talking} No, I mean "wraith".

(A wraith (Grim Reaper)  dressed as Santa flies over the city on a dragon)

Porky: AHHHH!

Elmer:: My howiday depwession has been wifted by this wovewy sight

Tosh:: How can one be sad with 50,000 watts of Christmas light?

Lola: {Singing} There's so many holidays What the heck is Arbor Day?

Tina: I just know I work that day Gimme Christmas any day

Pepe: Yuletide by the fireplace

Daffy & Porky: (mouths full) I am gonna stuff my face

Gossamer: Punch the clock and close the schools Kids: That's the reason Christmas—

Everyone: RULES!

Lola: I love all the shiny balls

Lezah: Children bouncing off the walls

Sam: Blinkin' lights we got on sale

Foghorn: Silver tinsel by the bail

Bugs: Semi-frozen river skating

Elmer: Candy cane self-medicating

Daffy: Taking back gifts that we hate

Porky: Fifteen pounds of winter weight

Lola: Fluffy quilts with Christmas cats

Sam: Ten pound Russian winter hats

Mac: Fruitcakes that are gluten-free

Tosh: Eggnog by the gallon WEEEEEE!

Daffy: Brand new cars with giant bows

Marvin: Holiday-themed laser shows

Henery: Roasted chicken, Christmas trees

Speedy: Cheddar cheese nativities.



  • This is the only Merrie Melodie that does not have the classic merrie melodies logo.